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Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:31 am
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:31 am
Good morning all. My cat woke me from slumber so I’m here now. Let’s go.
Today in history by Lexi.
-Tupac died in 1996. That made my mom real sad.
- The first episode of Law and Order came out today in 1990. I wasn’t even born.
- Here’s some celebrities born today: Ben Savage, Roald Dhal, Fiona Apple, Lili Reinhart<3, Tyler Perry and Hardy.
That concludes history with Lexi. Thank you.
Jokes.
Here’s some really crappy jokes because I like dad jokes.
-Why do ducks have tails? To hide their butt-quacks.
-How do you compliment a ghost? Telling them they are BOO-tiful!
-There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math and those who can't.
Okay, I’m also done with that.
I hope you all have lovely days! Make sure if you haven’t you give TeamJackson well wishes as he gets married tomorrow.
TJ, I wish you all the best in your new adventure. I hope tomorrow is a beautiful and memorable day for you both. Please make sure to cry when she walks down the aisle as that is all most girls want. -Lexi<3
Today in history by Lexi.
-Tupac died in 1996. That made my mom real sad.
- The first episode of Law and Order came out today in 1990. I wasn’t even born.
- Here’s some celebrities born today: Ben Savage, Roald Dhal, Fiona Apple, Lili Reinhart<3, Tyler Perry and Hardy.
That concludes history with Lexi. Thank you.
Jokes.
Here’s some really crappy jokes because I like dad jokes.
-Why do ducks have tails? To hide their butt-quacks.
-How do you compliment a ghost? Telling them they are BOO-tiful!
-There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can do math and those who can't.
Okay, I’m also done with that.
I hope you all have lovely days! Make sure if you haven’t you give TeamJackson well wishes as he gets married tomorrow.
TJ, I wish you all the best in your new adventure. I hope tomorrow is a beautiful and memorable day for you both. Please make sure to cry when she walks down the aisle as that is all most girls want. -Lexi<3
This post was edited on 9/13/24 at 5:40 am
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Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:00 am to Lexag
Morning dimples 
Posted on 9/13/24 at 7:34 am to Lexag
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Here’s some celebrities born
I thought this said here's some celebrity porn.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 10:17 am to 1BIGTigerFan
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I thought this said here's some celebrity porn.
What I don't get is why celebrity porn tends to be so badly shot. Come on folks, you act in front of the camera for a living. Surely you can figure out basic lighting and camera angles!
Posted on 9/13/24 at 11:00 am to Arksulli
Amen
Posted on 9/13/24 at 12:11 pm to Lexag
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-Tupac died in 1996. That made my mom real sad.
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The first episode of Law and Order came out today in 1990. I wasn’t even born.
Well, that made me feel old.
Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:28 pm to Lexag
Good Evening ALL
Posted on 9/13/24 at 11:18 pm to Lexag
you ain’t Army
gtfo here
gtfo here
Posted on 9/14/24 at 12:24 am to Lexag
Good after morning
Posted on 9/14/24 at 7:37 am to Rockbrc
Morning again.
Posted on 9/14/24 at 1:09 pm to Arksulli
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What I don't get is why celebrity porn tends to be so badly shot. Come on folks, you act in front of the camera for a living. Surely you can figure out basic lighting and camera angles!
Posted on 9/15/24 at 10:44 pm to Lexag
Wedding was a freaking BLAST.
Thank you so much for the well wishes! They worked!
Headed to Greece tomorrow for 16 days babyyyyyyy
Thank you so much for the well wishes! They worked!
Headed to Greece tomorrow for 16 days babyyyyyyy
Posted on 9/15/24 at 11:22 pm to teamjackson
That makes me so happy! Have a fantastic time! Take pictures! Can’t wait to hear about it! Be safe!
Posted on 9/17/24 at 12:36 pm to Lexag
First day in Athens has been great! Went to this hole in the wall that Anthony Bourdain loved. Got the octopus and cous cous, fish soup, snails and lamb moussaka.
Going to the Acropolis tomorrow
Going to the Acropolis tomorrow
Posted on 9/17/24 at 1:22 pm to teamjackson
Thank you for the update! I hope you’re both enjoying yourselves!
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