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Florida and Louisiana resorting to biological warfare
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:32 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:32 pm
They’re trying anything not to have to face a Kiffin-led Ole Miss.
Breaking Update: A truck hauling “aggressive” monkeys has overturned in Mississippi.
According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida after being at Tulane University.
The monkeys are 40 pounds and are “aggressive,” authorities say. They are also carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Breaking Update: A truck hauling “aggressive” monkeys has overturned in Mississippi.
According to authorities, the Rhesus monkeys were on their way to a testing facility in Florida after being at Tulane University.
The monkeys are 40 pounds and are “aggressive,” authorities say. They are also carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
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Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:34 pm to pankReb
Also pretty sure they caught all three viruses while at an LSU house party.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:35 pm to pankReb
Who wants to live in a state overrun with biohazard monkeys? Yikes, Kiffin’s price just went down
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:36 pm to pankReb
Why did they kill those innocent monkeys.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:37 pm to pankReb
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they caught all three viruses while at an LSU house party
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:39 pm to Gator Fever
Because if they would have fell into the hands of some backwoods Mississippi baws, there would be a major outbreak of Hep C and Herpes across the state.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:43 pm to Lgrnwd
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Because if they would have fell into the hands of some backwoods Mississippi baws, there would be a major outbreak of Hep C and Herpes across the state.
To be fair this has been a problem ever since they built boats that could make it across the Mississippi River.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:44 pm to pankReb
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The monkeys are 40 pounds and are “aggressive,” authorities say. They are also carrying hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID.
Just what Mississippi needs, more hep c and herpes.
But on a positive note the monkeys should help raise Mississippi standardized test scores.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to pankReb
Umm. We were taking the diseased monkeys from LA.
This is all on LSU.
This is all on LSU.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:45 pm to captdalton
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But on a positive note the monkeys should help raise Mississippi standardized test scores.
This joke no longer holds water without kids test in much higher than most southern states.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:46 pm to roadGator
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Umm. We were taking the diseased monkeys from LA. This is all on LSU.
Your name was on the shipping manifest. Guilty
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:49 pm to pankReb
Got to have something to hunt after we get done with all the iguanas and pythons.
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:51 pm to roadGator
Florida people really are coonasses with WiFi.
This post was edited on 10/28/25 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 10/28/25 at 4:52 pm to pankReb
I monkey hunt with Ray Bans not Costas.
How dare you
How dare you
Posted on 10/28/25 at 7:55 pm to captdalton
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Just what Mississippi needs, more hep c and herpes.
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