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re: Does anyone here play chess?

Posted on 6/4/25 at 1:03 pm to
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 1:03 pm to
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I just picked up an unknown call, and a voice on the other end said, "the clucking is coming from inside the house."


Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:07 pm to
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You old fat bitch.


Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 3:36 pm to
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When did they hire a mod for this place?


I think a certain "fowl" poster may have gotten wind of shenanigans over here and decided to stop by, and when the rooster walks by, the chickens act busy.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 4:34 pm to
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when the rooster walks by, the chickens act busy

I don't ever post anything inappropriate, IDK what the frick y'all are talking about.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 5:26 pm to
What did you post?
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 5:31 pm to
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What did you post?

You know me too well



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Posted on 6/5/25 at 10:12 am to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:11 am to
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The Black Lion against Mikhail Tal?!
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 11:50 am to
To those unfamiliar, most would play black knight to f6 here; but Tal's style is attacking and unpredictable, and he instead goes f4, which jeopardizes the white rook and queen.

He has no issue sacrificing his own pieces, which is risky play, but these unexpected attacks often threw off more logical players (like this AI), especially if they fumble to find a correct response during something like blitz, which is timed.

In other words, even the most skilled computers and masters struggle when facing an unpredictable opponent — it's like having a perfect opening script in football, but you're playing Mike Leach, and he ruins your script by doing something no one would ever try to do. And while you're figuring out what just happened and why this "idiot" is coaching football like this, he's just gone up two scores on you.
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 12:16 pm to
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 12:53 pm to
Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 1:24 pm to
Mikhail tal Vs Botvinnik

But your answer much way better.



Just Because
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 1:28 pm to
2 things you are washed up after 30

Chess player
Physicist

I have always wondered if they are related in decline over time?
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 1:50 pm to
Linda?
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:01 pm to
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Linda?

Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:30 pm to
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Mikhail tal Vs Botvinnik

But your answer much way better.

Thanks brotha, but I think that actually is my answer.

Skip to 2:50-ish in your video for the unexpected black knight move (which he sacrificed).

And several moves later Botvinnik makes a tactical error as a result.

Anna Cramling sets up this 750 dude in a similar, more casual way (3:25):

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:30 pm to
So sexy, too bad she died.

Most bangable of the 4 Golden Girls
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:39 pm to
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Most bangable of the 4 Golden Girls

Blanche Devereaux would be destroyed if she heard this

Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:45 pm to
Betty = freak
Estelle = appetizer
Blanche = all talk, no action
Tall one = ??, maybe if I was loaded and had on the beer goggles
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 6/5/25 at 2:50 pm to
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Estelle = appetizer



She was way too young for you.
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Estelle Getty was 62 playing 79, Bea Arthur was 63 playing 53, Betty White was 63 playing 55, and Rue McClanahan was only 51.
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