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Posted on 3/17/13 at 8:56 pm
Posted on 3/17/13 at 8:56 pm
What's bothering you? Need advice? Post your thoughts and I'll do my best to help you.
- Killz
ps. I'm not a medical doctor. Please don't expect medication suggestions.
- Killz
ps. I'm not a medical doctor. Please don't expect medication suggestions.
This post was edited on 3/20/13 at 1:12 pm
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:01 pm to mizzoukills
My five year old daughter is "cry sick". What do we do?
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:04 pm to Ray Penpillage
Let her cry. Walk away. She needs to learn to self soothe.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:06 pm to mizzoukills
Too many girls want to have sex with me. What do I do?
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:11 pm to Slippery Slope
Shoot for the moon and double wrap...
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:12 pm to mizzoukills
Thanks, Dr. Kills. 
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:15 pm to mizzoukills
quote:How many coats of it do I have to use on treated lumber before the termite treatment stops bleeding through?
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Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:17 pm to mizzoukills
my penis is massive. what should I do?
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:19 pm to HarryBalzack
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How many coats...
However many it takes to not see the treatment. However, you could have simply used a clear coat.
Hindsight 20/20
This post was edited on 3/17/13 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:20 pm to MikeHoncho
Honcho
Stop looking at it. Use it.
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Massive peen...What should I do?
Stop looking at it. Use it.
This post was edited on 3/17/13 at 9:23 pm
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:23 pm to mizzoukills
great. Thanks, Killz. I'm off to take my talents to the local pub.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:26 pm to mizzoukills
I'm lactose intolerant. Why?
I fricking love ice cream but it hurts to eat.
I fricking love ice cream but it hurts to eat.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:27 pm to mizzoukills
Head feels like it's being squeezed. Eyes burn and I have pink eye. What do I do?
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:29 pm to mizzoukills
I need to quit snorting heroin. what should I expect in the upcoming "cold turkey" days.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:32 pm to Slippery Slope
Slope
Go to your local health food store and ask for goats milk ice cream or Tofuttii brand ice cream.
You can still enjoy this dessert without pain.
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Lactose intolerant
Go to your local health food store and ask for goats milk ice cream or Tofuttii brand ice cream.
You can still enjoy this dessert without pain.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:34 pm to Slippery Slope
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I'm lactose intolerant. Why?
I fricking love ice cream but it hurts to eat.
black people problems.
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:36 pm to pioneerbasketball
Pioneer
You have two things occurring simultaneously.
First, take two sudafed and two excedrin migrain (over the counter) at 7:00 in the morning. You'll feel like a champion for the rest of the day.
Second, wash your hands after you pass a bowel movement (poop). You'll significantly lower your chances of getting pink eye again.
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Head feels like it's being squeezed...pink eye
You have two things occurring simultaneously.
First, take two sudafed and two excedrin migrain (over the counter) at 7:00 in the morning. You'll feel like a champion for the rest of the day.
Second, wash your hands after you pass a bowel movement (poop). You'll significantly lower your chances of getting pink eye again.
This post was edited on 3/18/13 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:39 pm to mizzoukills
Killz, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:43 pm to PepaSpray
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I need to quit snorting heroin. what should I expect in the upcoming "cold turkey" days.
I'm going to be a straight shooter jennings with you.
Expect pain and temptation. Don't watch Trainspotting. It'll freak you out.
Remember, the goal is to make it through to the other side. Happiness is a decision.
Good luck.
This post was edited on 3/17/13 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 3/17/13 at 9:45 pm to mizzoukills
Dear Killz:
Our son was married in October. Five months later his wife had a 8 1/2-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
Our son was married in October. Five months later his wife had a 8 1/2-pound baby girl. They said the baby was premature. Tell me, can a baby this big be that early?
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