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re: Can yall tell me about a few conspiracy theorists
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:55 pm to DownSouthJukin
We got another paper assignment today. It's to create your own conspiracy.
Mine is: How AOC is a Deep State plant aiming to take over republican males by her dancing and looks.
I'm strong conservative but I am too big of a smartass to not do something like this
Mine is: How AOC is a Deep State plant aiming to take over republican males by her dancing and looks.
I'm strong conservative but I am too big of a smartass to not do something like this
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:55 pm to thatguy45
I never said no such thing
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:56 pm to DownSouthJukin
TRUST DA PLAN 
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:56 pm to thatguy45
He'd answer it, then cower in the corner and sic his dogs on me.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:56 pm to KSGamecock
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TRUST DA PLAN
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:58 pm to DownSouthJukin
You’re not wrong and they would bark a lot and look all aggressive and then lick you because they’re idiots.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 6:59 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:59 pm to momentoftruth87
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How AOC is a Deep State plant aiming to take over republican males by her dancing and looks.
Occasional Cortex
Have you thought about the old OTB standby: jet fuel can't melt steel beams a/k/a Magma?
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:02 pm to momentoftruth87
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Mine is: How AOC is a Deep State plant aiming to take over republican males by her dancing and looks.
That's a pretty good one.
I know what I'd do:
The government is pushing the flat earth meme (and is the cause of its resurgence) so that people wont realize that the earth is actually hollow
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:02 pm to DownSouthJukin
Ah yea an oldie but a goodie
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:03 pm to DownSouthJukin
Or the Titannic stuff. Ice Cubes can’t cut steel hulls.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:05 pm to KSGamecock
Other oldies but goodies in the naval vein:
USS Liberty
USS Maine
The Lusitania
Pearl Harbor
USS Liberty
USS Maine
The Lusitania
Pearl Harbor
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:07 pm to DownSouthJukin
USS Cole too
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:07 pm to DownSouthJukin
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USS Liberty
You trying to get our boy jammed up? He’s already on a list from his rant the other night, this would get him v&.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:08 pm to thatguy45
What’s the conspiracy with the Cole?
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:09 pm to KSGamecock
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You trying to get our boy jammed up? He’s already on a list from his rant the other night, this would get him v&.
Why do you think it was first on the list?
Other conspiracy theories to consider:
Hollywood
Germany's surrender in WWI
International banking
The Masons
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:11 pm to KSGamecock
Probably something along the lines of we were aware of the attack and let it happen so that we'd have reason to enter the middle east as well as beef up our military spending but didn't do it.
Kinda like 9/11 and those papers multiple members of dubyah's administration wrote prior to entering office about needing a pearl harbor style event to revitalize our military
Kinda like 9/11 and those papers multiple members of dubyah's administration wrote prior to entering office about needing a pearl harbor style event to revitalize our military
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:12 pm to DownSouthJukin
I am a good boy who has done nothing wrong. I love the state of Israel, John Hagee, Natalie Portman, and Bill Kristol. I formally disavow this thread.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:13 pm to DownSouthJukin
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The Masons
I debated joining this when I was younger but didn't do it. Was it a mistake? Would I be running the country if I had?
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:14 pm to KSGamecock
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I am a good boy who has done nothing wrong.
Never said you did.
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I love the state of Israel
Me, too. Shalom.
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John Hagee
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Natalie Portman
Meh. But would.
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Bill Kristol
Just terrible.
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I formally disavow this thread.
Beta Max.
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:15 pm to thatguy45
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I debated joining this when I was younger but didn't do it. Was it a mistake? Would I be running the country if I had?
Maybe. I don't know if you'd be running the country, but every Thursday night you could meet up with the guys and play dress-up in dark gowns and spank each other with large wooden paddles.
This post was edited on 2/18/19 at 7:16 pm
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