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re: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced

Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:02 pm to
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:02 pm to
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4. Brad's temper.


He does come off as a very, very angry dude.

She is pretty fricking weird, though.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:03 pm to
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what does that mean?



mind control
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
16159 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:06 pm to
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what does that mean?


It means the Sleeping Tiger has awakened and Magma's back in town!
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:07 pm to
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Magma


Holy frick I had forgotten.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:23 pm to
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Holy frick I had forgotten.



MAGMA's been back for a while...
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:31 pm to
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But this isn't about you. This is about Brad. Will Brad attempt to go back to Jen? Brad loves kids. Supposedly Brad still loves Jen. Now Jen is pregnant. The timing couldn't be more perfect.

Justin is about to be sidelined...


Maybe the baby isn't Justin's to begin with....
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:35 pm to
Seriously who gives a flying frick? Why is society so intrigued with these people's private lives?
Posted by Numberwang
Bike City, USA
Member since Feb 2012
13163 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 2:46 pm to
Amazed Brad lasted that long.

Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
47470 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:09 pm to
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Maybe the baby isn't Justin's to begin with....

PLOT TWIST
Posted by CajunTiger_225
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
9233 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 3:59 pm to
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mizzoukills

Riiiight. Stfu
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16671 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:02 pm to
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Riiiight. Stfu


They are from missouri..
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16671 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:03 pm to
They still live in Springfield?
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 4:39 pm to
The Pitts live in Springfield. Brad's parents and at least one sibling. At least the last I knew.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 6:09 pm to
Brad's parents supposedly live less than 2 miles from our house. His entire family lives here. They own a LOT of real estate and his brother, Doug, owns a local computer company. Doug is sort of locally famous. He looks exactly like Brad and is on local commercials all the time.

Brad comes to Springfield often, sneaking into town mostly on holidays. His favorite place to eat is a local pizza joint called Arris Pizza. When he comes in town they call ahead and privately book the restaurant just for the Pitt family. When you walk in the restaurant there are multiple personal photos with Brad, Angelina, and the restaurant staff. At one point in time those pictures were of Jen.


This post was edited on 9/20/16 at 10:04 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60706 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 6:53 pm to
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced


Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 8:55 pm to
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mizzoukills

A good friend of mine from college lives in Springfield, and is friends with Doug. She's always said he's a great guy, and that his family is wonderful, and very down-to-earth.

Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:56 pm to
Same as everything I've heard, except I've never met them. But we seem to know people who apparently do know the Pitts. Are those people being truthful? Dunno. Who knows. The staff at Arris Pizza sure love to talk about the Pitts when you prod them a bit. And 417 magazine and other local media outlets play it up when they get confirmation Brad was in town.

Posted by BradPitt
Where the wild things are
Member since Nov 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 12:46 am to
frick all of you Aggot loving pussies with 17 Ron Jeremy cocks.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 6:14 am to
Brad,

You sucked in Meet Joe Black.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68474 posts
Posted on 9/21/16 at 7:54 am to
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Seriously who gives a flying frick? Why is society so intrigued with these people's private lives?

Jealousy......and drama sells
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