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are all mountains getting shorter?

Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:43 am
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:43 am
is everything flattening out?
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93693 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:47 am to
That's your subconscious and the fear of being impotent so everything looks to becoming flaccid with age. Getting old sucks balls.
Posted by five_fivesix
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 6:32 am to
no. Some mountains are getting shorter through erosion and tectonic plate shift. Some mountains are getting taller through volcanic activity and tectonic plate shift.

Unless your speaking metaphorically, then I have no idea what your talking about Harry.

Here’s a beaver
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 7:08 am to
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 7:09 am to
Well they don't fricking grow unless they are active volcanos. Yes, Mountains erode over time.

In other news, approximately every 250 million years the entire ocean floor of the earth replaces itself.

Also, my a-hole is water tight. I know this because when I am in a pool I don't fill up with water and sink to the the bottom.

If you remove the wings from a fly they just become bugs.

Han Solo shot first.

You have touched cock more times in you life than you have pussy.

There is only one hole in straw.

You only know who your father is because your mother told you...and she could have lied.
Posted by five_fivesix
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Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 7:23 am to
As long as you don’t tell her it looks like her vagina.

Animal, that’s some deep yet true facts you’re laying out.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 8:56 am to
quote:

Well they don't fricking grow unless they are active volcanos. Yes, Mountains erode over time.


Wrong! Some mountains and mountain ranges gain height due to tectonic plate activity. Mt. Everest and the Himalayas are good examples.

The rest of what you said are unassailable truths.
This post was edited on 10/24/23 at 9:01 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20272 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Well they don't fricking grow unless they are active volcanos.


quote:

According to a National Geographic article, the growth of Mount Everest is caused by the ongoing collision of the Indian and Eurasian continental plates. The Indian plate is moving northward at a rate of approximately 2.4 inches (6.1 cm) per year while the Eurasian plate moves slightly slower at a rate of 1.9 inches (4.8 cm) per year 1. The collision between the two continental plates is still happening today, which is why Everest’s altitude is always changing 12. The same article states that scientists estimate that the ongoing impact with Eurasia might force the mountains to ever greater heights, with an estimated average uplift of roughly 10 millimeters a year in the northwestern sections of the range, and around a millimeter a year at Everest 1.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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132330 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 11:29 am to
The earth is flat
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 11:43 am to
quote:

The earth is flat


perhaps yours is, but both of ours has mountains. That’s inarguable.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119121 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 11:52 am to
They are in Kentucky with mountain top mining.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

They are in Kentucky with mountain top mining.







Posted by OK Roughneck
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 2:13 pm to
I thought this was funny.



Posted by CouldCareLess
Member since Feb 2019
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

are all mountains getting shorter?


YES, proof below!

Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9324 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 4:03 pm to
Saw that on an episode of Yellowstone.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54676 posts
Posted on 10/24/23 at 10:52 pm to
quote:

Getting old = saggy balls.


FIFY

You know you are old when your balls are dragging the floor, not a sexy thing to a woman (unless you are creative)
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 10/24/23 at 11:59 pm to
Yep. Gotta be careful. As long as they’re swinging in tandem, you’re good. If they ever get off and start knocking into each other…

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4217 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 6:10 am to
have any of you ever heard of picking Gnat shite out of pepper?

Yes, I know these things. Just appreciate wit and quit with all the Geology 101 bullshite.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54676 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 6:39 am to
HRV, do you have a desire to kill your father and sleep with your mother?

You may need to read up on this so history does not repeat.




Your pal Cheese.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54676 posts
Posted on 10/25/23 at 6:42 am to
IHIOGA, there was a chap from Madras,
Who had balls made out of brass.

They jangled together,
and played "Stormy Weather"

Till lightening shot out of his arse!
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