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Archaeologists make dramatic discovery in Pompeii

Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:07 pm
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Archaeologists in Italy have discovered the skeleton of a man crushed by a rock while trying to flee the Vesuvius eruption.


I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this man’s fate. On the one hand he was spared the awful death of being burned alive. OTOH, I picture him putting up his hands in a defensive posture and yelling, “Oh, shite,” like Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day when the aliens attacked NYC.






Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:11 pm to
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Archaeologists make dramatic discovery in Pompeii


Worlds first dickbutt?

Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
26178 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:55 pm to
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this man’s fate.


Sometimes Mother Nature really, really, wants to put the weenie to you.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:07 pm to
Unfortunately for this man, the Earth is flat. If the Earth was round, the projectile would have simply sailed off into outer space.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:31 pm to
Why are we starting threads feeling bad for these people? They ignored and angered both Mercury and Vulcan, these people literally asked for what happened to them. They are NOT victims.

Pretty epic way to die though.
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