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Archaeologists make dramatic discovery in Pompeii
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 5/30/18 at 1:07 pm
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this man’s fate. On the one hand he was spared the awful death of being burned alive. OTOH, I picture him putting up his hands in a defensive posture and yelling, “Oh, shite,” like Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day when the aliens attacked NYC.
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Archaeologists in Italy have discovered the skeleton of a man crushed by a rock while trying to flee the Vesuvius eruption.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this man’s fate. On the one hand he was spared the awful death of being burned alive. OTOH, I picture him putting up his hands in a defensive posture and yelling, “Oh, shite,” like Harvey Fierstein in Independence Day when the aliens attacked NYC.



Posted on 5/30/18 at 3:11 pm to Kentucker
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Archaeologists make dramatic discovery in Pompeii
Worlds first dickbutt?

Posted on 5/30/18 at 4:55 pm to Kentucker
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at this man’s fate.
Sometimes Mother Nature really, really, wants to put the weenie to you.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:07 pm to Kentucker
Unfortunately for this man, the Earth is flat. If the Earth was round, the projectile would have simply sailed off into outer space.
Posted on 5/30/18 at 5:31 pm to Kentucker
Why are we starting threads feeling bad for these people? They ignored and angered both Mercury and Vulcan, these people literally asked for what happened to them. They are NOT victims.
Pretty epic way to die though.
Pretty epic way to die though.
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