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re: anyone have good cheating stories?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:20 am to ABearsFanNMS
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:20 am to ABearsFanNMS
Goddamn man... Now that story has a rain cloud over it haha... You could've left part out
It's all your fault man... Not really... But yeah
It's all your fault man... Not really... But yeah
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:23 am to ABearsFanNMS
Sandra, I was a freshman she was a senior, 6 times but to be honest the term 1 pump chump comes to mind! 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:25 am to dead money
I don't even want to think about the damage a ball peen hammer can do to someone's grape. I bet the CMF rep made some good money off that case!
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 12:26 am
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:27 am to ABearsFanNMS
A guy I kinda know (one of the one upper types) was like dude... Idk what yall are talkin about... I went for an hour and a half nonstop my first time
First of all the guy is fat... It'd have been the most working out he's ever done in his life and SECOND of all she was bad as hell and batshit crazy (good in bed) so there's no way this is true
First of all the guy is fat... It'd have been the most working out he's ever done in his life and SECOND of all she was bad as hell and batshit crazy (good in bed) so there's no way this is true
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:34 am to WhistlinDixie15
Ah mentioning her brings me to our next cheater story... Kinda long, but involves GatorReb and his brother... More his brother
So his brother and girl mentioned in story above start dating... I tell him shes certifiably batshit but he "doesn't see it"... So I'm like dude... Hit and quit, stick to the code... He doesn't listen
A year later his whole family hates her, has him turning against his fam and all this BS... Well (she's in Brookhaven and he and I were at OM) my friend from back home catches her cheating on him with another guy so... They breakup after another bunch of months of BS
Fast forward 8 months... He's banging her secretly on the side during a break (still in love but his family and I are basically like... No way in hell) this was just sex... So she hears from someone he was with someone else (all made up nonsense) so she takes a crowbar to his car and Carrie Underwoods that shite
GatorReb comes in where we sit on my tailgate and watch his parents and the cop totally ream him about his stupid arse moves
So his brother and girl mentioned in story above start dating... I tell him shes certifiably batshit but he "doesn't see it"... So I'm like dude... Hit and quit, stick to the code... He doesn't listen
A year later his whole family hates her, has him turning against his fam and all this BS... Well (she's in Brookhaven and he and I were at OM) my friend from back home catches her cheating on him with another guy so... They breakup after another bunch of months of BS
Fast forward 8 months... He's banging her secretly on the side during a break (still in love but his family and I are basically like... No way in hell) this was just sex... So she hears from someone he was with someone else (all made up nonsense) so she takes a crowbar to his car and Carrie Underwoods that shite
GatorReb comes in where we sit on my tailgate and watch his parents and the cop totally ream him about his stupid arse moves
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:35 am to WhistlinDixie15
Anybody to claims they lasted longer than "one Mississippi" the first time is also the type that claims they have never "slapped around their one-eyed midget"!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:40 am to WhistlinDixie15
Why is it the bat shite crazy one are always so Dayum good at horizontal Olympic activities? I mean addictive to a crack cocaine level where even though you know better you still are attracted to it like a moth to a bug zapper!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:42 am to ABearsFanNMS
I still got her nudez saved on my phone haha
Just in case she wants to pull some ammo against me because she HATES me... Like she hated his family... She wanted me dead
Just in case she wants to pull some ammo against me because she HATES me... Like she hated his family... She wanted me dead
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 12:43 am
Posted on 3/5/15 at 11:40 am to ABearsFanNMS
I couldn't cum the first time. I blame it on the rubber, but I was just really in my head and it was awkward as hell. It was with this sort-of friend of mine (a girl who sort of hung out with my friend group) and it was at her house with the threat of her mom showing up at any moment. We went on for about 15 minutes and she got dry and I never nutted. My next time was in Myrtle on senior trip with some random floozie from Anderson, SC. That went extremely well all week long. 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:01 pm to JacketFan77
When I was in law school at UF we lived in Haile Plantation, and our next door neighbor was a single woman around 30. She was always having this guy over who was her boss, and my roommate and I suspected he was married. One night around midnight, our den is filled with light and noise. The dude drove a Suburban and his wife showed up with his spare set of keys. She kept driving by every 15 minutes for hours setting off the panic button on his Suburban. The next afternoon when I got home from class, there was a huge pile of clothes in her driveway; wife had come and dropped all of her husband's shite off in our neighbor's driveway.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:59 pm to jchamil
A good line I saw on twitter the other day.
"Want to come over to my house and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
"Want to come over to my house and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:10 pm to WhistlinDixie15
He gave me advice a few times but some of the stuff he told me to do you'd have to not give a frick about what someone thought of you. 
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:12 pm to ABearsFanNMS
I lasted a while actually. Combination of being super nervous and not being too incredibly sensitive along with a rubber on helped me out. It didn't last 20 minutes though
This post was edited on 3/5/15 at 2:13 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:26 pm to DocHoliday11
Not cheating, but many years ago, my best bud & I went to a bar and he picked up this big breasted girl and went back to the house. He and her were locked in his room and I was just hanging out in the den. A few minutes after they went in his room, I noticed he came out to go to the head. So I casually went into his room and the big-chested girl seemed interested. To make a long story shorter --I locked the door and tore that arse up while he was banging on his door cussing me.
After that, he was more careful in similar situations. Became sort of a game with us. We are still friends, but never saw the girl again. Have to say - it was a nice night!
After that, he was more careful in similar situations. Became sort of a game with us. We are still friends, but never saw the girl again. Have to say - it was a nice night!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:27 pm to jchamil
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Posted on 3/5/15 at 2:49 pm to Kraut Dawg
Man, yall are some fricked up individuals in here.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 3:21 pm to BluegrassBelle
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. So I go over there, sleep with him, and when he asks me to get back together with him I tell him I'll think about it knowing he'd keep calling/texting/etc.
I run into the mutual friend (his gf) about a week later at a party and kindly drop to her that we'd fricked and he was trying to get back together with me. Showed her where he had called me multiple times. Then reminded her that she'd always be my sloppy seconds. Called him that night and told him to frick off.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 3:42 pm to bamaclownbaby
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"Want to come over to my house and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?"
Posted on 3/5/15 at 4:29 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Ha give me one... I'll try it out this weekend
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