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Almost wrecked my car during lunch
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:25 pm
Was on the way to lunch when a giant green grasshopper appeared up by my sunvisor. Almost scared me to death and I swerved. He went back past my head when I swatted at him. Pulled over and he was behind my seat. Fricker went under my seat and now I cant get him out. 
Need prayers if he hits my leg on the drive home.
Need prayers if he hits my leg on the drive home.
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Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:29 pm to Hogwarts
Glad you survived. Grasshoppers are vicious killers.
I had a giant wood bee sucked into my car while driving to work yesterday. Fat bastard kept buzzing the tower on me circling my head. He either got out at a red light or roasted to death in my car while I was at work. Personally I hope he roasted.
I had a giant wood bee sucked into my car while driving to work yesterday. Fat bastard kept buzzing the tower on me circling my head. He either got out at a red light or roasted to death in my car while I was at work. Personally I hope he roasted.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 12:53 pm to Hogwarts
RIP Hogwarts
Here lies hogwarts whose life was proper,
till he was done in by a green grasshopper.
Here lies hogwarts whose life was proper,
till he was done in by a green grasshopper.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:04 pm to kywildcatfanone
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RIP Hogwarts
Here lies hogwarts whose life was proper,
till he was done in by a green grasshopper.
That fricker has me all sorts of jittery. I know he's planning and plotting a move after work.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:12 pm to Hogwarts
How can we be sure he didn't follow you into the building? He could be there now waiting to strike...
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:13 pm to Hogwarts
I keep getting wasps in my apartment. Generally I just leave them alone, unless they crawl on the floor. The other night one touched my foot so I got up and crushed it with a shoe. The other day I had one that wouldn't leave the ceiling.. a day or so later I never saw him again.
Lately I have been getting more wasps than cockroaches. I may get three or so cockroaches (well palmetto bugs) a year, but I have had two wasps in about a month and a half.
Lately I have been getting more wasps than cockroaches. I may get three or so cockroaches (well palmetto bugs) a year, but I have had two wasps in about a month and a half.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:36 pm to SCgamecock2988
Have you looked around your apartment for signs of a wasp nest?
Posted on 10/2/19 at 1:40 pm to LouisvilleKat
Oh I know where they are.. they put one in the corners of my outside balcony every Spring and I just don't mess with them. I don't sit out there and figure they're doing more good than harm. They've owned my apartment balcony since June 2015.
I wouldn't have an easy escape route if I wanted to spray them.. I guess I shouldn't complain.
I wouldn't have an easy escape route if I wanted to spray them.. I guess I shouldn't complain.
This post was edited on 10/2/19 at 1:41 pm
Posted on 10/2/19 at 2:34 pm to SCgamecock2988
Kudos to you for peaceful cohabitation. That would drive me nuts though.
Posted on 10/2/19 at 3:27 pm to kywildcatfanone
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Here lies hogwarts whose life was proper,
till he was done in by a green grasshopper.
Outstanding !!!!
Posted on 10/3/19 at 1:24 pm to Hogwarts
Has Hogwarts posted today?
GH 1 HW 0?
GH 1 HW 0?
Posted on 10/4/19 at 9:42 pm to Hogwarts
Posted on 10/4/19 at 10:22 pm to PhilipMarlowe
Update: never saw him again after work. He may be laying in wait and about to pounce at the most in opportune time. Bastard is all in my head every time I get in that car haha
Posted on 10/5/19 at 9:44 am to Hogwarts
Was it a cicada? Saw one last night as I was leaving work
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