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Alien series >Star Wars>Star Trek

Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:41 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:41 pm
Wanna fight about it?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:45 pm to
V&S IRL

Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:48 pm to
But the only good movie in the Alien series is Aliens
Posted by BowlJackson
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:49 pm to
Please remove that Auburn logo by your username, sir. TIA
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:50 pm to
I think Gene Roddenberry was in contact with actual space extraterrestrials when he was creating Star Trek. No joke.

Yo, KSGamecock. You gonna try and pretend you didn't reneg on your promise to God not to post on these boards for 40 days?
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:50 pm to
No need to pretend. I did not post during Lent. This is a fact.
This post was edited on 4/24/19 at 8:51 pm
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:51 pm to
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But the only good movie in the Alien series is Aliens




bullshite. Alien is a fricking masterpiece, and Prometheus and Covenant are exponentially more entertaining than any Jedi nonsense or Vulcan buttfrickery
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:51 pm to


Good to see ya back anyways.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:51 pm to
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Please remove that Auburn logo by your username, sir. TIA


No
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:54 pm to
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Alien is a fricking masterpiece,

Alien is a slasher movie that lacks titties. That's like PB&J without bread
Prometheus and Covenant are a mixed bag from an STD eaten mind
Aliens is tGOAT
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:57 pm to
Yea Alien isn’t even really sci-fi, it’s just a monster movie set in a nominally sci-if universe. You could tell the exact same story in a contemporary setting with very few adaptations. I like Alien but it’s a completely different breed of movie, it is not a space opera.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 8:58 pm to
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Alien is a slasher movie that lacks titties.


Alien is a terrifying mindfrick, without titties.

The original chestburster scene is one of the greatest jaw droppers in the history of cinema. Show some Goddamn respect
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:04 pm to
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Alien is a terrifying mindfrick, without titties.

No the Thing is a terrifying mindfrick without titties.
Alien is the equivalent of Halloween in space with no boobs.
Posted by KSGamecock
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:05 pm to
Leprechaun in space did the genre a better service. That movie terrified me for years.
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:11 pm to
"Nobody leaves this ship unless I so say!.... say so..."

Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:21 pm to
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Alien is the equivalent of Halloween in space with no boobs.


I guess I missed the part in Halloween when a fricking xenomorph impregnated a dude by fricking his fricking face.
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:36 pm to
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a fricking xenomorph impregnated a dude by fricking his fricking face.

Well, yeah Michael Meyers doesn't hump some dude's face, and I consider that a good thing
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:38 pm to
Oh, Michael Myers is a xenomorph now?
Posted by thatguy45
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:40 pm to
Michael Myers is comparable to the Alien. He stalks around a closed area (neighborhood) and kills the people that live in that area. The xenomorph does the exact same thing, it just does it on a space ship.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 4/24/19 at 9:40 pm to
You know what's a good trilogy? Back to the Future. In fact, it's the best trilogy. Pretty easily.
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