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re: Able bodied people using handicapped door buttons

Posted on 3/8/20 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36968 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 7:05 pm to
I don't want to look like a cuck pushing a door open.

I want to make an entrance like the alpha that I am.

Punch the shite out of button - open sesame.

Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
29545 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:11 pm to
You call that Alpha?

I RIP off the button, and tear out the wires. If you can’t open a door by yourself you don’t get to go inside.

Frick disabled people
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:18 pm to
I’m offended
Posted by diddlydawg7
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29545 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:20 pm to
What are you gonna do? Run me over with your wheelchair?
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:22 pm to
I’m not handicapped that way... I have a birth defect. I have two holes in my pee pee stick, yes I shoot two streams.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
29545 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:29 pm to
How wide apart are the streams?
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 8:35 pm to
Wide enough to piss off everyone at work when I’m using a urinal .
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 8:37 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

I RIP off the button, and tear out the wires. If you can’t open a door by yourself you don’t get to go inside.

Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 9:50 pm to

Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
29545 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:17 pm to
You missed the best one. Willy show him the previous one of the triggered Bammer at the computer.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
4035 Vanderbilt Lane
Member since Dec 2013
36968 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:43 pm to


Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/8/20 at 10:47 pm to
Im dyin man, saved.

Who got mad?
This post was edited on 3/8/20 at 10:49 pm
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 6:39 am to
I use my elbow to press the button.
Keeps my hands clean by not touching the door.
Posted by Trumansfangs
Town & Country
Member since Sep 2018
7654 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 2:17 pm to
Still more a fan of Arlo and Janis

Here's the coincidental comic strip I was referencing. Yes, I still read newspapers also..... stay off my lawn !
This post was edited on 3/9/20 at 3:20 pm
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:03 pm to
guess Im not the only one it annoys slightly.
quote:

Yes, I still read newspapers also..... stay off my lawn !

Ive debated subscribing to one. I like the comics, and local news is always good to read
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130202 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

my mom told me I wasnt handicapped

quote:

thatguy45



Mom was wrong.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

Mom was wrong.

shhh they'll try to medicate me and then where will UK fans here turn to for lame troll threads that irritate all other fanbases?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130202 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

where will UK fans here turn to for lame troll threads that irritate all other fanbases?


You do have a gift.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
24039 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 4:12 pm to
So you're the peckerwood who's been screwing up the handicap doors?

Push the damn button,it's not calling you a name,it has a frickin purpose.

Good grief,some folks just need crap to bitch about.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19422 posts
Posted on 3/12/20 at 5:55 pm to
You mean click the button that I see people regularly kick with their shoes?

Fight me pilgrim. I ain't clicking your button
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