A Parrot name Polly

A man decided to take his pet parrot, Polly, to the local park. Polly was known for her impressive vocabulary and tendency to mimic everything she heard. As they strolled through the park, the man started chatting with a group of friends nearby. Polly, feeling a bit left out, decided to join the conversation.

Suddenly, she squawked, "Hey, good looking!" The group burst into laughter, and the man turned beet red. Trying to regain control, he said, “Polly, stop it!” But she just kept going, “I love you!”

Embarrassed but amused, the man continued walking. They passed a couple walking their dog, and Polly shouted, “Nice dog!” The couple turned, startled, and then laughed as they walked by.

Finally, they reached a picnic area where a little girl was eating ice cream. Polly, sensing an opportunity, yelled, “Can I have some?!” The girl’s eyes went wide, and she looked at her parents, who were trying to stifle their laughter.

By the end of the day, the man realized he had become the unofficial entertainment of the park. He left with a smile, and Polly, feeling proud of her performance, just said, “Encore!”

Now, every time he visits that park, he gets asked, “Where’s the parrot?”