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Posted on 8/15/16 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 8/15/16 at 3:48 pm
The three weeks leading up to the start of the season is brutal as frick. It's hot, there's never any really good news that come out of camp and it just drags.
To distract ourselves: Your funniest/best/most entertaining story related to Mizzou football.
1. This isn't actually mine, but many years ago, a friend of mine claims to have been in a men's room while some poor bastard was battling his lower intestine in the stall next to him. As he put it, "explosive, whiskey arse-piss" could be heard, followed by groans and grunts. My friend finished first--suppressing painful laughter--and walked over to wash his hands. A few seconds later, the other guy strolls out: Warren Powers.
What you got?
To distract ourselves: Your funniest/best/most entertaining story related to Mizzou football.
1. This isn't actually mine, but many years ago, a friend of mine claims to have been in a men's room while some poor bastard was battling his lower intestine in the stall next to him. As he put it, "explosive, whiskey arse-piss" could be heard, followed by groans and grunts. My friend finished first--suppressing painful laughter--and walked over to wash his hands. A few seconds later, the other guy strolls out: Warren Powers.
What you got?
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Posted on 8/15/16 at 4:52 pm to sofa
I was walking across campus one snowy morning of probably 1990 when a large man did a dance and then a battle with gravity on the ice in front of the Glenn Campbell building. He eventually collapsed hard on the sidewalk after flailing all his extremities as hard as he could to retain his balance.
That man was LaMont Frazier. We never spoke of it again.
That man was LaMont Frazier. We never spoke of it again.
Posted on 8/16/16 at 7:18 am to sofa
Sitting at Shiloh after watching the FB team pull out a win vs Texas in 1997. This enormous paw reached between my buddy and I followed by the words, "Hey, yo, another glass of Cognac(pronounced at that moment, Cog-knack).
Looked up and Doug Smith was grinning back at me.
Looked up and Doug Smith was grinning back at me.
This post was edited on 8/16/16 at 7:20 am
Posted on 8/16/16 at 9:14 am to sofa
Ive got no good stories. But at the UGA game last year, we were pre gaming at some bar. The Royals game was on, and I was giving the royals a lot of shite to this tall black guy ordering next to me. We got into a friendly argument, and my friend taps me on the should and says, "be nice, thats martin rucker". Martin Rucker laughed since he over heard that, and said "buy me a shot and lets go grab a table and talk some more."
That would become Sir Martins first vegas bomb. I bet not the last also..
That would become Sir Martins first vegas bomb. I bet not the last also..
This post was edited on 8/16/16 at 9:16 am
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