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To Mimic Our Arkansaw Brethren - Vote For The Most Mizzousessed Ranter

Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:44 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:44 pm
Nevermind. No vote necessary.

The winner be Porker. Congratulations! Hai, Porks! Thanks for being Mizzousessed! You win an all inclusive getaway to Dog Patch USA in your home State of Arkansaw.

Runner up - MS2
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:46 pm to
Yes, definitely the Porkster.

But MS2 as the runner-up Mizzousessed posted? Over Dale Denton? Or Sunhog?
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
17146 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:48 pm to
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Nevermind. No vote necessary.


Porker it's unhealthy the amount of mizzousessed he is
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:53 pm to
Maybe we should send him some literature on obsessive-compulsive disorder? Or borderline personality disorder? Those things can be treated with medication and therapy.
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30280 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

Porker it's unhealthy the amount of mizzousessed he is


You know what though, Porker is a rustler, I give him some credit.

I think Dale has his jimmies all kinds of sideways aver Mizzou.

Therefore I would vote for Dale. His material betrays his emotions. He just isnt funny like he used to be and its obvious Mizzou is in his head.

Porker is funny and outside a couple times he got on tilt I dont get that he "hates" Mizzou and is just playing the game.
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
17146 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:55 pm to
That would be a nice gesture--maybe we could all pitch in to help him out
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

Porker is funny and outside a couple times he got on tilt I dont get that he "hates" Mizzou and is just playing the game.


Gamer or not, boy be sessed!

Then again, I'm tardsessed, so....
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30280 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

Gamer or not, boy be sessed!


No doubt my man. I just think old Dale is on another level. I think Porker is playing the game and Dale is "angry" over Mizzou.

Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

I think Porker is playing the game and Dale is "angry" over Mizzou.

I'd agree with this.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:07 pm to
To be honest, I like them both! They make me elevate my game.

Especially Porker. When he's posting, I get wet. No lie. I get creamy.

This post was edited on 1/18/13 at 2:08 pm
Posted by kilo
No block, no rock
Member since Oct 2011
30280 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:09 pm to
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25492 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:11 pm to
The 2 of them make me think remind me of the Cubs and Reds. Cubs fans are obsessed with the Cards, but it's usually good natured. Reds fans are obsessed with the Cards but it tends to get ugly.

ETA - That would make Porker = Cubs and Dale = Reds
This post was edited on 1/18/13 at 2:12 pm
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
17146 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 2:44 pm to
Posted by Bogie00
Tiger in Kansas
Member since Apr 2012
5799 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 9:29 pm to
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Especially Porker. When he's posting, I get [...]. No lie. I get [......]



Way more than I needed to know!
Posted by Stripes314
St. Louis
Member since Oct 2011
5036 posts
Posted on 1/18/13 at 9:33 pm to
Razorologist needs to get an honorable mention. His Missouri hatred knows no bounds.
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