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re: the Vol&Shaft and Killz OT Thread (to celebrate Vol&Shaft's posting privileges)
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:52 pm to semotruman
Posted on 2/18/15 at 12:52 pm to semotruman
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I like bait. It entertains me.
You can go to jail for that in most states you know... :)
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:08 pm to NCrawler
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You can go to jail for that in most states you know... :)
If you're a woman you get probation. Semo is safe to do what she does...
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:11 pm to semotruman
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But I'm not as stupid as an Asian carp.
Asian carp are far smarter than the average human boater or canoe enthusiast on the Missouri and Mississippi rivers. Those fricker will jump up and nail you square in the forehead if you are careful. When they knock you out of your boat, there are more of them underwater that nibble on your pants or toes and try to pull you underwater to be eaten.
They are really dangerous. I should know...I've done the MR340 canoe endurance race twice and have seen firsthand boaters attacked and knocked out of their boats by those dumb Asian carp.
Come to think of it, do you have something against Asians, Semo?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 1:28 pm to mizzoukills
Nope, not at all. I have something against carp though. They're a nuisance.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:03 pm to semotruman
I'm honestly surprised that nobody showed up to protest me having access to this board 
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:04 pm to semotruman
Is this the new Mizzou Board IM Thread?
808 - "I can't believe this thread is still going."
Wayne - "It's legendary, bro. 900 'I can't believe this thread is still going' posts! Mind boggling. Now if Killz would just die this board would be much better off."
808 - "Wayne, why you mad at Killz? He's our Dear Leader."
Wayne - "I don't wanna talk about it 808."
Remote - "Did Killz touch your peen without your permission, Wayne?"
Wayne - "frick you, Remote! I just no like Killz that's all."
Killz - "Wayne, your grammar is atrocious, bro. Grammatically revise your posts and perhaps I'll acknowledge you once in a while."
Wayne - "frick YOUUUUUU! I HATE YOUUUUU. I wish you die in fire or we meet at Sonic."
Killz - "Did you mean to post the following: frick you! I hate you! I wish you would die in a fire. Do you want to meet at Sonic? Wayne, I don't understand your posts due to poor grammar."
Remote - "LOL. Stop it, Killz."
Wayne - "Your an embarassment kills I hate you."
Killz - "Did you mean to post the following: You're an embarrassment, Killz. I hate you? Wayne, I just can't read your posts. I'm sorry."
808 - "Oh dear God. Smh."
Wayne - "I fricking quit.Reedus Semo please delete my thread. Im done with this bored. Tired of this shite. remove the trhead immediately. good by."
Reedus - "Are you sure you want me to delete your thread, Wayne. Killz is just messing with you. You need to grow thicker skin, Wayne."
Wayne - "Im fricking done. delete the fricker!"
Reedus - "Okay. Done. The thread was deleted."
[Meanwhile, 1 year later during a Killz banishment...]
Wayne - "Reedus can you please bring batck Waynes OT thread? It's all I have."
808 - "I can't believe this thread is still going."
Wayne - "It's legendary, bro. 900 'I can't believe this thread is still going' posts! Mind boggling. Now if Killz would just die this board would be much better off."
808 - "Wayne, why you mad at Killz? He's our Dear Leader."
Wayne - "I don't wanna talk about it 808."
Remote - "Did Killz touch your peen without your permission, Wayne?"
Wayne - "frick you, Remote! I just no like Killz that's all."
Killz - "Wayne, your grammar is atrocious, bro. Grammatically revise your posts and perhaps I'll acknowledge you once in a while."
Wayne - "frick YOUUUUUU! I HATE YOUUUUU. I wish you die in fire or we meet at Sonic."
Killz - "Did you mean to post the following: frick you! I hate you! I wish you would die in a fire. Do you want to meet at Sonic? Wayne, I don't understand your posts due to poor grammar."
Remote - "LOL. Stop it, Killz."
Wayne - "Your an embarassment kills I hate you."
Killz - "Did you mean to post the following: You're an embarrassment, Killz. I hate you? Wayne, I just can't read your posts. I'm sorry."
808 - "Oh dear God. Smh."
Wayne - "I fricking quit.Reedus Semo please delete my thread. Im done with this bored. Tired of this shite. remove the trhead immediately. good by."
Reedus - "Are you sure you want me to delete your thread, Wayne. Killz is just messing with you. You need to grow thicker skin, Wayne."
Wayne - "Im fricking done. delete the fricker!"
Reedus - "Okay. Done. The thread was deleted."
[Meanwhile, 1 year later during a Killz banishment...]
Wayne - "Reedus can you please bring batck Waynes OT thread? It's all I have."
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 2:08 pm
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:04 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I'm honestly surprised that nobody showed up to protest me having access to this board
I was holding a moment of silence for 4 1/2 hours as my form of protest.
Welcome V&S.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:12 pm to reedus23
As a member of the other flock of SEC black sheep, I think we UT and Mizzou fans should form a Rustling Coalition.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:13 pm to mizzoukills
Welcome back ya weirdo
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:14 pm to wartiger2004
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Welcome back ya weirdo
right back atcha, brotha!
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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As a member of the other flock of SEC black sheep, I think we UT and Mizzou fans should form a Rustling Coalition.
This proposition either had great promise, or shyte show written all over it. Not sure which.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:16 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Vols&Shaft83
Always wondered why you all never considered this a possibility from the get go. I guess more than a few of the Tennessee posters are too obsessed with Mizzou owning y'all in football while trying to link the greatness of your recruiting classes as proof of success to come.
Too blinded by failure to see the light.
Tennessee and Mizzou would be an excellent jimmy rustling coalition.
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UT and Mizzou fans should form a Rustling Coalition.
Always wondered why you all never considered this a possibility from the get go. I guess more than a few of the Tennessee posters are too obsessed with Mizzou owning y'all in football while trying to link the greatness of your recruiting classes as proof of success to come.
Too blinded by failure to see the light.
Tennessee and Mizzou would be an excellent jimmy rustling coalition.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:17 pm to mizzoukills
Takes one to know one
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:18 pm to mizzoukills
Did remote get reinstated too? Is the band back together?
I'm not sure Sleepy will ever be allowed back. At least under that moniker.
I'm not sure Sleepy will ever be allowed back. At least under that moniker.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:18 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
Ok that shite cracked me up and pretty spot on.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:19 pm to reedus23
I already can't believe this thread is still going.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:33 pm to semotruman
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This proposition either had great promise, or shyte show written all over it. Not sure which.
I refuse to make this an either/or proposition. I believe it can be both.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 2:34 pm to semotruman
totally can't believe this thread is still going...
Actually I feel somewhat bad for pickin' on Wayne. I'm a very nice person IRL and would certainly have a drink with that bitch of dude (joking) if given the opportunity.
I just don't think Wayne understands me.
Actually I feel somewhat bad for pickin' on Wayne. I'm a very nice person IRL and would certainly have a drink with that bitch of dude (joking) if given the opportunity.
I just don't think Wayne understands me.
Posted on 2/18/15 at 3:58 pm to mizzoukills
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A Cardinal is far more than simply a bird...
What is a football team in Arizona?
A Cardinal is far more than simply a bird...
What is a football team in Arizona?
Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:41 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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I'm honestly surprised that nobody showed up to protest me having access to this board
I was working and missed the opportunity.
Oh, well... Welcome
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