The Affliction of Swoopin

Guys, I come to you all very afflicted. Maybe its premature- of course it is. A lot of things have to happen to make me fear a certain SECCG week scenario.

Firstly, Auburn would have to take out Alabama. Obviously they are not favored to do so, but that doesn't mean shite once the ball is kicked off, it isn't something you think of when the game is being played.

Secondly, yall need to take out aTm, very possible but also a very tough order despite their performance yesterday.

As an Auburn fan, in the world of BCS computers, I am supposed to want aTm to win as it helps our win over them look better. But you know I won't be pulling for that.

That said, shite will be awkward in the Swoopin household if it is Auburn vs Mizzou. I'm a definite Auburn lean but I've always wanted the best for Missouri, and obviously I think this mountain top would be more important for Missouri in strict terms of taking home the SEC Championship. I don't know what yalls chances are to make the big dance with a win, they're not as good as Auburns, whether right or wrong. So I then come back to thinking the SECCG opens more doors for Auburn as far as this season goes.

What do I do?!?!?! Part of me says I hope it doesn't come to that, but if I think of each of us in a vacuum, I absolutely hope it does.

TL;DR: If it's Auburn vs Mizzou, I'll pull for Auburn but I'll end up feeling at least some what shitty either way.