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re: Tailgating Traditions

Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:13 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:13 am to
Don't be a pussy. Granted, I could be a psycho. That's the risk you take and quite honestly the odds are 50/50.


How about Rivercut with many beers? frick it...I'll bring Sazeracs.
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:37 am to
quote:

frick it...I'll bring Sazeracs.


I had to look it up. Sounds like a Manhattan without the sweet vermouth. Sounds great for November. Not so much for August golf. (FYI, one of the Marshals at Rivercut is a douche about bringing booze on the course - put it away on 1 and at the turn).

As for being a pussy, reminds me of this:



Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:39 am to
Oh, and I already know you are psycho. Still trying to determine the threat level.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:58 am to
To brush up on my game, I took some lessons at Rivercut last summer. The golf pro told me that drinking was no problem as long as you don't get out of hand. In fact, the golf pro and I played 9 and had a few beers each.

You're right. Just hide it on 1 and then you're clear sailing...
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 11:19 am to
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Oh, and I already know you are psycho. Still trying to determine the threat level.

AA, I think Killz is pretty harmless, tbh. I know enough about him to say I'd love to meet him over drinks sometime - I think it would be a blast!
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 11:24 am to
quote:

I think it would be a blast!


I agree. Before we leave to go looking for that treasure in New Mexico killz, we have to stop and have drinks with semo...
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 11:32 am to
Just say when!!
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 1:03 pm to
Now I just have to figure out how to tell my wife, "Hun, we're going to have drinks tonight with a bunch of random Mizzou and Arkansas fans that I chat with on the interwebz."

I'm sure she'll be thrilled!

Crawler,

The New Mexico treasure hasn't been found yet. Just FYI...
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 2:50 pm to
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Now I just have to figure out how to tell my wife, "Hun, we're going to have drinks tonight with a bunch of random Mizzou and Arkansas fans that I chat with on the interwebz."

That's why I should be there. She would like me.

And somehow I think she'd handle drinks with interwebz frans better than taking off to New Mexico with someone you met on the interwebz.
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 4:57 pm to
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Before we leave to go looking for that treasure in New Mexico


So he talked you into meeting him in a remote location too, eh? Think I'll wait and see how the "treasure hunt" works out before we float the James. NCrawler - let me know how it goes... if you can.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 5:03 pm to
Aux,

You should come with us. We're heading to New Mexico sometime in the next couple of years to find the millionaire's gold treasure. We're pretty confident we know where it's at. If you come, we'll split it 33.33333 percent with you.

Bring a gun because other treasure hunters are looking for the gold too and they can be ruthless. I highly recommend we all be armed.

Personally, I'm bringing a machete...
This post was edited on 8/1/13 at 5:06 pm
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

Personally, I'm bringing a machete...


I thought you were going to take the cock and balls gun??

I'm going to bring along my DSA FN-FAL since they have open carry in NM...
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

We're pretty confident we know where it's at.


Yep, somewhere in this area:

Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 8/1/13 at 10:48 pm to
quote:

aTm - TexMex fajitas, grilled collie tube steaks


Damn I bet that's good.
Posted by NCrawler
Sherwood
Member since Nov 2010
2152 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 8:18 am to
Killz, he's given a couple of new clues: LINK
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 8:40 am to
I'll read that soon...now I'm excited all over again.


What if the sonofabitch is a master troll? The New Mexico Board of Tourism should be paying this guy big bucks!
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4403 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 6:46 pm to
Not a food tradition, but for homecoming we park in the B Lot and welcome as many people as we can with drunk hello's and shots.

We also did this for the UGA game and had to have met the one D-bag Bulldog fan that made the trip.
Posted by semotruman
Member since Nov 2011
23188 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 7:02 pm to
Most of the Georgia fans were great, and a credit to their school. I sat in front of a couple of guys that were drunk and obnoxious though. I asked if they'd had a good time in Columbia, and they said yes, then as soon as my head was turned started bragging about some girls they'd scored with the night before. I just turned and looked over my shoulder at them, didn't say a word. They shut up.

Overall though, they were wonderful fans. I was stopped more than once by fans to tell me how wonderful Columbia was, how beautiful our campus was and how that was the nicest they'd ever been treated at an away game. So, I choose to ignore the idiots of all fan bases - most fans are friendly and well-behaved.
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4403 posts
Posted on 8/2/13 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

Most of the Georgia fans were great, and a credit to their school.


Totally agree. Up until that point my only contact with another SEC fanbase was with UF.
Posted by ozland
Land of Ahhs or so I am told.
Member since Aug 2008
338 posts
Posted on 8/3/13 at 10:26 pm to
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Hershey's chocolate syrup
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Vodka
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Chocolate-covered cherry
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Directions:
Tony’s Death by Chocolate Martini

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