Mizzou Board Admins....Can We Create Basic Expectations for Quality Posting?

I implore the almighty and gracious admins to create and adhere to posting guidelines that will become known as the Mizzou Board Posting Standards.

These guidelines should be developed from input provided by veteran Mizzou Board contributors. The guidelines should be continuously reviewed and revised to remain current in an ever changing e-environment.

Here are my suggestions to be included in the Mizzou Board Posting Standards:


1) Posters should use correct grammar and punctuation. Failure to abide by this expectation will force veteran board members to assume that said poster is lazy and unwilling to conform to the Mizzou Board community, a bannable offense of no less than 1 week.

2) New members with less than 1,000 posts must sport a sig pic that will include the names of the Mizzou Board founding fathers/mothers. Each founder shall be referred to as "father" or "mother" until said poster has surpassed 1,000 posts. For example, if said poster chose to engage Killz in conversation, he or she would address me as "Father Killz" as a jesture of respect. Failure to abide by this expectation should result in no less than a 2 week banishment from this board.

3) Alters are guilty until proven innocent or worthy. If a suspected alter engages any veteran Mizzou Board member with vitriol or negative attitude, said member should receive no less than a month banishment the first time. If said member is welcomed to this board again and continues to disobey this rule, that individual will receive a lifetime ban from this board.


What say you, veteran members and founding fathers/mothers of the Mizzou Board?