Corporate media? Nah dawg, he's a shite coach with a shiteload of baggage. I guess you are all for a coach running a program into the ground to make sure his family gets paid on staff, right? I guess you are a fan of coaches being disloyal and walking out of teams without notice, right? I guess illegally hiring a frick doll and paying her on the unversity dime is cool with you, right?

Just to make this clear...

Petrino walked away from the Jackson Jags OC position without notice to take a job with Auburn as the OC. He then bailed on Auburn to take a head coach job at Louisville, but secretly is in talks with Auburn as a potential head coach, lying about his potential involvement there. He gets outed by the Courier Journal because this dumb arse literally flew Auburn people into his backyard on a private plane and everything was logged. Over the next three years, he interviews with the Raiders, Notre Dame, and LSU, basically leading teams on to try to get the biggest raise he can. He gets his raise from Louisville and signs a 10 year contract extension. Not even 6 months after signing the extension, he dumps Louisville for the Atlanta Falcons, taking a team that was eyeing a solid run for a potential championship and throwing them under the bus. 13 games into his position with Atlanta, he bails on his team via a 78 WORD NOTE THAT HE HUNG IN THE LOCKER ROOM. Literally hours after leaving the Falcons, he gets hired by Arky. At Arky, he decides to hire a pretty face to frick and pays her out of the university's pocket. We all know about the crash, so there's no reason to go there. HOWEVER... Petrino left Arkansas with a depleted team with hardly any hope on defense, effectively tanking their team in a ridiculously major way. Disgraced, Petrino goes to Western Kentuck to try to salvage what's left of his career and actually does well. Petrino somehow smoothes things over with Louisville and gets a second chance after Strong completely fricked them over. While at Louisville, this clown stole Wake Forest's play book because... reasons? Petrino then proceeds to rapidly replace his staff with his own family members because getting your kids paid is more important as a head coach than winning fricking football games. U of L had to go through and not just fire him, but basically his entire family. If you read all this and think it's only because of corporate media, then why don't you beg for him to come coach for you?

This post was edited on 10/29/21 at 3:45 pm