re: Auburn related rumor mill thread. Rumor U: anything you hear, put it in here.

The Smart's all have freakishly droopy eyes. It looks like a rock band poster. If the picture of Smart wasn't labeled that its his family and children I'd attest that him and his wife were brother and sister and his children were all much younger siblings.

IDK about you but my ex, and girlfriends look nothing like me. I didn't want to stare into the eyes of my doppleganger in the midst of love-making. That's a horror movie that writes itself.