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Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:48 pm to FinleyStreet
Posted on 9/28/21 at 5:48 pm to FinleyStreet
I hate to spoil the party, but this math is flawed.
Your estimate of "32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given Saturday" violates the fundamental laws of time. You're talking about stringing farts together artificially in sequence while I'm talking about real-time naturally random farts. The reason I used 4 hours is because that's an average time to be in Sanford for a game.
So with 92,000 inside Sanford, I'm just saying that a fart is being ripped in there from someone somewhere in any section at every single moment for the entire four hours of the gameday.
Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.
I imagine the sequence being like popcorn popping when the kernels get really heated up. Except instead of pops, it'd be fart noises
Your estimate of "32 hours of farting in Sanford on any given Saturday" violates the fundamental laws of time. You're talking about stringing farts together artificially in sequence while I'm talking about real-time naturally random farts. The reason I used 4 hours is because that's an average time to be in Sanford for a game.
So with 92,000 inside Sanford, I'm just saying that a fart is being ripped in there from someone somewhere in any section at every single moment for the entire four hours of the gameday.
Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.
I imagine the sequence being like popcorn popping when the kernels get really heated up. Except instead of pops, it'd be fart noises
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Posted on 9/28/21 at 8:40 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Who only farts for a 1/2 second? You should lose your Dad card if you can’t carry that thang at least 8 sec. recalculate that thing
This post was edited on 9/28/21 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 9/29/21 at 12:32 am to Jefferson Dawg
Hopefully the new ice machines will help out a little with this. I’ve noticed all the farts in Sanford almost seem as if they’re related and Ive always suspected that ice.
Posted on 9/29/21 at 2:59 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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Again, just picture a small microphone taped to every ticket holders arse cheek, and the mics are all connected to one giant bluetooth speaker. That speaker would hum with continuous fart sounds for the entire 4 hours. There'd never be one single moment of silence.
Do you see what you've reduced us to in a world with no HGMF?
This post was edited on 9/29/21 at 3:00 pm
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