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re: Honest SEC state slogans
Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:50 am to starkvingrad
Posted on 5/27/21 at 7:50 am to starkvingrad
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Alabama: 21st century's Tornado Alley
Arkansas: You have to drive through us to get to your racist uncle's house
Florida: Headlines that make you think twice about planning your trip here
Georgia: Better hope your connecting flight isn't cursed like our sports teams
Kentucky: Western West Virginia
Louisiana: Look around; we encourage you to drink.
Mississippi: The "I don't know what I'm doing here, but I want to leave" state
Missouri: Ask our residents about the St. Louis Cardinals!
South Carolina: Please don't venture off the interstate highways
Tennessee: Blame us for shitty country music
Texas: Only thing bigger than our state is our pride
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