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re: Who would’ve won, 2019 bama vs 2020 lsu
Posted on 4/12/21 at 8:24 am to TideSaint
Posted on 4/12/21 at 8:24 am to TideSaint
But seriously, if you're going to spend that much time here and not get paid to constantly, initially reply to me; you need to apply to be my bitch secretary. I don't pay either, but you're already doing the job, so just take the title and keep it on your resume. All you have to do is:
handle my fan mail (you don't do this yet)
monitor my daily secRant activity (you definitely do this
)
I expect an answer which, of course, affirms what I've just told you.
If you don't, I assume you just realize I'm right and you need to push self away from laptop for a moment.
Or a non-sequitur answer will accomplish the same.
handle my fan mail (you don't do this yet)
monitor my daily secRant activity (you definitely do this
) I expect an answer which, of course, affirms what I've just told you.
If you don't, I assume you just realize I'm right and you need to push self away from laptop for a moment.
Or a non-sequitur answer will accomplish the same.
This post was edited on 4/12/21 at 9:05 am
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Posted on 4/12/21 at 2:53 pm to dstone12
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But seriously, if you're going to spend that much time here and not get paid to constantly, initially reply to me
I'm sorry I call out idiocy on a daily basis. You make it so easy.
quote:
you need to apply to be my bitch secretary
Nah.
You're a big enough bitch to handle your own idiotic stuff.
quote:
I expect an answer which, of course, affirms what I've just told you.
If you don't, I assume you just realize I'm right and you need to push self away from laptop for a moment.
Or a non-sequitur answer will accomplish the same.
Or, better yet, you can stop melting all over the place and people like me won't have to call you out on it on a daily basis.
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