re: "The NCAA is not involved in this." -LSU President

Dude this is addressing blunder #5001 from our past leaders in charge. There are so many separate instances, it’s ridiculous. It’s a horrible situation all around, a huge black eye on the University. I get that you’re trying to make light of the situation, but I don’t see much humor in it. This shite absolutely fricking sucks and I’m ready to put it past us and learn from it. I wouldn’t crow too much. Lack of institutional control would be exactly what we’d be calling for if a rival SEC school’s ex coach and administrators had pulled the shite it looks like ours has.