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Damn you legos! Damn you to hell!

Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:18 pm
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13866 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:18 pm
I had just tucked my son in and turned to leave his room when I stepped on a tiny lego. It felt like it buried a half inch in to my heel, but the damn thing was still on the floor taunting me. Hurt bad enough to make me wish we had shag carpet in his room instead wood.

If Legos had been around 3700 years ago then Egypt would have suffered 11 plagues.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
24005 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:24 pm to
My kid loves slime... Slime of all kinds, homemade, walmart purchased, slime with pebbles, dots, rubber balls. She watches slime videos, makes slime castles.. Crazy.

She had a full bowl of it and pitched it at me. I hit it and it stuck on the ceiling. Now we have a white ceiling with orange slime still hanging down. Falling a bit at a time.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:31 pm to
Congrats on the sex.





Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
139098 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:32 pm to
Slime youtube videos are the worse/worst.
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
13866 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 10:37 pm to
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pioneerbasketball




That kid will definitely not get a spanking unless his parents have a pair of these:

Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
41424 posts
Posted on 1/24/21 at 11:13 pm to
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
6894 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 9:05 am to
Legos are for wimps, jacks are the debil
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
24005 posts
Posted on 1/25/21 at 12:15 pm to
and Marbles... Never could skate in life... But one night, that one marvelous night when my kid left her marbles all over the tile floor.

I did moves Dorothy Hamill would have been in awe of...
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