re: Best book written by a current or former SEC coach?

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Bama sure has aged little Nicky
He had the James Bond look going while at LSU, must have been a lot happier down in Baton Rouge

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God you LUSers are a sad fan base? “Little” Nicky left you for greener (or rather “redder”) pastures. He hated Baton Rouge (who wouldn’t?) where he was “little.” So his master plan was always to go to Alabama and he just detoured through the Dolphins to throw off the coon as...er...dogs. Now he is pretty big would even you say?

Listen up Boudreaux... he isn’t coming back.. no no... now now... quit that blubbering and crying... he isn’t coming back!!! ...OMG Boudreaux, put that thing down and get away from the window!!!! It will be ok..we know being jilted and then beaten like a cur over and over in the most humiliating way stings, but please don’t hurt yourself, or your wife and my kids, or your dog...even though HE ISN’T COMING BACK!