re: Imagine if you were born on today’s date (day and month, not year), but in 1981.

Since UGA won their last title:

Bama has won 7 (claim 7)
Florida has won 4 (claim 3)
LSU has won 3 (claim 3)
Auburn has won 1 (claim 1)
Tennessee has won 1 (claim 1)

15 claimed titles by conference opponents since your last one, and that's not even counting the near-misses: Bama playoff losses, Auburn screw job in the 80s and 2004, Florida unluckiest team of all time in 1995. Total could easily be 4 or 5 higher.