Auburn Joke......Could be CPAs girl

A new Auburn student goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains.
She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink
curtains.'

The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink
curtains. She shows her several patterns but the girl
seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The clerk then asks what size curtains she needs.
The girl promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'

'Seventeen inches?' asked the clerk. 'That sounds very small.
What room are they for?'

The Auburn student says, 'They aren't for a room. They are for my new
computer monitor.

The surprised clerk replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need
curtains!'

The Auburn student says, 'Hellllooooooooo ... I've got
Windoooooows.......

ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!