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Posted on 8/14/08 at 6:45 pm to Towelie
Posted on 8/14/08 at 6:45 pm to Towelie
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of course not, Bear is the greatest ever....ever
Bear is almost like God and that brings me to this;
A BAMA fan died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked him where he wanted to spend eternity and he said, "I would like to spend eternity watching Alabama and Auburn football games."
St.Peter told him that heaven has a cloud that is only Alabama and Auburn football games around the clock and took him for a visit. There on the field were all of the old greats from both teams that had passed away.
The man looked down on the field in amazement and all of a sudden he saw this giant of a figure standing on the Alabama sideline wearing a coat and tie. The man had a folder rolled up and clutched in his left hand and atop his head was a houndstooth hat. The man turned an ashen white and looked at St. Peter and said would you take me down there now and introduce me to coach Bryant.
St. Peter replied, "that's not coach Bryant, it's Jesus, he just like to act like he is coach Bryant"
Roll Tide Roll!!
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Posted on 8/14/08 at 8:55 pm to BamaScoop
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Bear is almost like God and that brings me to this;
A BAMA fan died and went to heaven. St. Peter asked him where he wanted to spend eternity and he said, "I would like to spend eternity watching Alabama and Auburn football games."
St.Peter told him that heaven has a cloud that is only Alabama and Auburn football games around the clock and took him for a visit. There on the field were all of the old greats from both teams that had passed away.
The man looked down on the field in amazement and all of a sudden he saw this giant of a figure standing on the Alabama sideline wearing a coat and tie. The man had a folder rolled up and clutched in his left hand and atop his head was a houndstooth hat. The man turned an ashen white and looked at St. Peter and said would you take me down there now and introduce me to coach Bryant.
St. Peter replied, "that's not coach Bryant, it's Jesus, he just like to act like he is coach Bryant"
Is it just me?
I find this "joke" a little disturbing. Somehow, it does not seem for fetched for some Alabama fans to take it literally.
The constant daily almost hourly references to a man (Paul Bryant) that coached football is insane! But then again, it could just be me.
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