re: Pittboss is the man - Scott Van Pelt Interview

How the frick do you go from this:

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Great interview. He is just coming right out and saying he will never leave. That is a good assurance to have from a football coach, as many of them do actually have more than one job in their adult lives.

Basically, he is saying the only way he will leave Fayetteville is in a pine box. No coach has ever made this kind of guarantee before and enjoyed coaching like he seems to. He is the real deal.

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To THIS:

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Yeah, but this slob that coaches for Arkansas is really fat and really fat people are serious and don't just say things for the sake of saying it.

This is his first year at Arky as head coach, he has won a couple of games and lost a couple of games and Arkansas fans think he is the best thing since Broyles and Holt if they could somehow be merged together.

Fat people like to wallow in whatever spot they land in and he is getting ready to bed down and wallow and make Arkansas his permanent pit. That's why he is called the Pit Boss.

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... in a few short minutes?


Are you... okay? Bipolar? Did the wife come down to the basement and threaten to divorce your arse or something? What the frick man