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How to cope with getting old

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Move to Mexico after saving up some money, bullshite your way into owning several companies and definitely, most importantly, get a really hot Latina girlfriend who loves you more than any girl ever will because they're not like American women who want you to do and pay for everything.

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Also Alimony doesn't exist in Mexico, so feel free to get married.

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Mexican culture and people can be a little annoying, but the market is ripe for investment.

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