Who loves Mike Leach? State your case.

I love Mike Leach because he knows how to talk with words and is funny. He is probably the greatest X's and O's coach in the SEC, really the nation, because he is so smart.

He is like a real genius because he can talk good and reads books and stuff. Huge noses always denote high levels of intelligence because extra brain neurons are stored in noses. It stands to reason if you have a ginormous schnoz, more brain neurons will be stored there than people that just have regular noses.

His Air Blade offense will razzle and dazzle the dullard coaches in the SEC and there will be no stopping Leach and the Black Bears of Mississippi State.

Good for them; they deserve some good times after all these years. And, most importantly, he is a disciplinarian, even though his public persona doesn't suggest that.

When those cameras click off though, boy, look out. He turns into a tyrant sometimes and will lock small little children trying to play football in closets as punishment for having the flu. It doesn't even matter if your daddy is a superstar and rich and killed seven prostitutes, you are going in the closet if you don't want to practice.

That takes guts and Leach has guts in spades.