re: Georgia and LSU are the new top dogs in the SEC

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I truly used to think LSU fans were alright, but now I can’t wait until next year when Bama gets back on top of the west again.

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Most people who follow college football don't like LSU fans. Not because LSU dominates other teams for years or decades or over a century like Alabama does to so many teams. Not because LSU is particularly good or a notable team to be envied. Not because LSU just wins, wins, wins, and people get sick of it. Not because LSU is admired and beloved and others are jealous. Not for any reason you would think others don't like them.

People don't like LSU because of their ignorant, backward, belligerent, uncouth, uncivilized, bizarre, loudmouthed, vile, and ridiculous fans who no more know how to act and behave in victory than they do in defeat.

It's a culture of football fandom doused in male anal subcultures whose every thought is centered on going in dry and ball sucking.

There is the sister fricking contingent of the fanbase who literally can't finish a sentence on message boards or in real life without a sister fricking reference.

They have weird hangups and call everyone Daniel, and think that others know what the frick they are talking about.

Their only response to any constructive criticism, trying to help them better themselves, is to get angry and say they have good food and then trail off into incoherent mumbles about nutria rats and crying about how Oregron isn't retarded, he just talks and looks really stupid.

And they stink of rotten corndogs. Not the good smell of corndogs you smell at state fairs but, the kind of smell that emanates from a food pit out behind a Golden Corral.

They are a disagreeable, unlikable, nasty subset of people who no more belong in the United States than their Canadian forebears did.