re: Missouri sucked at football and lost to Charleston So in basketball

The Mizzou-Kansas rivalry is much like the Carolina-sheep humping sister banging taterheads rivalry inasmuch as it was born out of politics and blood long before it became about sports.

I think these may be the only two rivalries in the country where such can be claimed and I am fairly sure more blood was spilled between Missouri and Kansas than between the good people of the Flagship University of the Great Palmetto State of South Carolina and the radical racist Tillmanites of KKKlemson.