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re: VOLS cancelling basketball series with Memphis after next season according to Rick Barnes
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:42 pm to ExtraSpecial
Posted on 11/20/19 at 3:42 pm to ExtraSpecial
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Do elaborate.
We have a Tiger. You have a Hound Dog.
We have St. Jude. What do y'all have?
We have a mile wide river downtown. Y'all have a little tiny river.
Y'all have mountains. Okay... I'll give you that one.
Most of all, Phil Fulmer isn't our AD.
But your mayor is Kane.
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Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:00 pm to SSpaniel
I will give you St Jude. That's the only decent thing that comes out of Memphis.
Posted on 11/20/19 at 4:38 pm to SSpaniel
Poor James Wiseman can’t play for a while....
Posted on 11/20/19 at 9:36 pm to SSpaniel
Alright, I'll play:
Rejected UTK applicants = UofMemphis students
SEC > whatever conference you're in
You can walk around UTK campus as well as all of Knoxville without the constant fear of being a victim of criminal activity (though the occasional methhead might get in your face)
Trademark orange > boring, nondescript royal blue
VOLS have a unique mascot, representative of the state of Tennessee. Smokey is a cute dog. On the other hand, Memphis, like dozens of other schools, has a plain ol' tiger.
Our athletic facilities make yours look like a high school
VOLS Hoops don't have to cheat and live in fear of becoming ineligible to compete successfully in D1
Penny Hardaway loses sleep at night at the thought of UTK owning his program
And lastly, Tennessee actually has national championships.
But you've been much better than us in football this decade. I'll throw y'all that bone. :)
And Memphis does have 3 Fortune 500 corporations, as well as a much more interesting downtown with an NBA team. That's pretty neat.
Rejected UTK applicants = UofMemphis students
SEC > whatever conference you're in
You can walk around UTK campus as well as all of Knoxville without the constant fear of being a victim of criminal activity (though the occasional methhead might get in your face)
Trademark orange > boring, nondescript royal blue
VOLS have a unique mascot, representative of the state of Tennessee. Smokey is a cute dog. On the other hand, Memphis, like dozens of other schools, has a plain ol' tiger.
Our athletic facilities make yours look like a high school
VOLS Hoops don't have to cheat and live in fear of becoming ineligible to compete successfully in D1
Penny Hardaway loses sleep at night at the thought of UTK owning his program
And lastly, Tennessee actually has national championships.
But you've been much better than us in football this decade. I'll throw y'all that bone. :)
And Memphis does have 3 Fortune 500 corporations, as well as a much more interesting downtown with an NBA team. That's pretty neat.
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