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My man Herodotus called it.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:23 am
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:23 am
In soft lands are born soft men. Love the tropics, island vacations are my jam. That said, no civilization worth a frick ever came from anywhere near where that Tua guy came from. Don’t post much, just thought I’d chime in with my two cents. The idea that any inbred moron from the state of Alabama thought they even stood a chance against LSU while being quarterbacked by the limp dick mother fricker is absolutely laughable. And I mean that literally. I’m laughing, loudly, as I type this. Maybe try recruiting Central Asia, somewhere around the Russian Steppe. Those guys know how to win, ask the Nazis if you can still find any. Until Alabama learns this lesson they will struggle to beat LSU now that we aren’t forced to play them with one hand tied behind our backs. I know you Gumps are so arrogant that you’ll be more likely to laugh at the absurdity of my historical references than to ever take me seriously, but that arrogance is precisely what got you here in the first place. Believe me.....or don’t. Makes no difference to me. But when you wake up in a decade and all you have to cling to are memories of admittedly magnificent victories over us from 2011 until now I hope you remember this post. Oh and spare me the “he was hurt” crap. He was hurt because he’s soft. Defective, if you will. Burrow wouldn’t have had that happen to him. He’s a winner, the frigid Ohio winter molded him into the man he is. Many years ago I would like to imagine there was a moment where Tua was wandering a beach on whatever god forsaken atoll he hails from collecting sea shells as a young boy. At that same moment, Big Dick Burrow was playing sand lot football with his buddies in a blizzard. His hands hurt so badly from the cold he couldn’t even feel his fingers. Yesterday’s game was won that day, though no one knew it until the clock hit zero last night. If I remember this drunken post I’ll check back in. If not, rammer jammer. Roll tide what? frick you.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:28 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
RTWFU is really all that needs to be said about those inbred Gumps
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:30 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
Thanks, I skipped to the end and saw RTWFU and then read the whole thing in Coach O's voice. 46/41 worth the read
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:31 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
Trump would be proud of that Wall of text
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:37 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
Junior Seau took a lot of white and black boys’ lunch money.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:43 am to Carl Tuckerson
Love you guys. I lurk about 10,000 times more than I post, but last night inspired me to get out and run my mouth a bit. May stick around. RTWFU is absolutely the modern equivalent of Vae Victis. I hope this year is remembered in posterity in exactly the same way 476 AD was. And it will be.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 12:46 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
This is a weird flex. Even as an LSU fan.
RTWFU
RTWFU
Posted on 11/11/19 at 1:09 am to TigernMS12
We’re a diverse fan base. And I’m a weird fellow haha but I hope it at least got a dew laughs on this magnificent Sunday evening. My hatred of their cheating, chicken shite asses drove me out of seclusion, it’s a great time to be a TIGER!
Posted on 11/11/19 at 1:16 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
quote:Damn you're old.
My man Herodotus
Posted on 11/11/19 at 1:22 am to genro
That was actually a better response than I ever expected from any of y’all, from one troll to another though for real, y’all have a hell of a program. The fact that it means as much as it does to us to beat you says it all. If the Taliban fielded a ball club I may pull for them against you but y’all really are the golden standard of college football. Tons of respect and hate, in equal measure. Which is as it should be.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 5:14 am to Wolfgang Wolfhausen
Y’all are back to mediocre QB play next year. Congrats on your generational QB though. Too bad he doesn’t come back.
Posted on 11/11/19 at 6:06 am to MaroonNation
You guys do realize that this is the lowest talent level LSU will have for several years.
The line of scrimmage advantage is over. The national recruiting advantage is over. The analyst advantage is over.
Our five star running back freshman will emerge.
Our QB in waiting has a better arm than Burrow.
We will retain Brady
Now it will be game by game execution.
One of the reasons we won is we have a much tougher schedule
Playing cream puffs is part of the reason for the first half Bama performance
The line of scrimmage advantage is over. The national recruiting advantage is over. The analyst advantage is over.
Our five star running back freshman will emerge.
Our QB in waiting has a better arm than Burrow.
We will retain Brady
Now it will be game by game execution.
One of the reasons we won is we have a much tougher schedule
Playing cream puffs is part of the reason for the first half Bama performance
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