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re: Arkansas fans about former head coach
Posted on 9/9/19 at 10:39 pm to TrueLefty
Posted on 9/9/19 at 10:39 pm to TrueLefty
I'M SORRY FOR THE ANALOGY BUT ITS TRUE
Hiring Bobby Petrino is like f#cking Pamela Anderson back in the day.
Yes, she's among the hottest chicks in the game, and will make you feel like you're a rock star while you're with her. Everyone envy's you and you ride around on a motorcycle showing her off while ordinary dumbasses worship you and you beat the hell out of rednecks like Ole Miss.
Then you realize you've caught Herpes, Gonorrhea, and about a hundred other diseases, and about that time she dumps your arse for some white trash POS like Kid Rock or Louisville and you're stuck picking up the pieces of your life, having you dick examined by a specialist and everyone turns you into a meme.
Arkansas don't want any of that sh!t. Don't be Tommy Lee's dumbass and take her back only to end up beating her arse when she acts like a hoe again and talks shite while holding your son in her arms/developing the next big QB.
Hiring Bobby Petrino is like f#cking Pamela Anderson back in the day.
Yes, she's among the hottest chicks in the game, and will make you feel like you're a rock star while you're with her. Everyone envy's you and you ride around on a motorcycle showing her off while ordinary dumbasses worship you and you beat the hell out of rednecks like Ole Miss.
Then you realize you've caught Herpes, Gonorrhea, and about a hundred other diseases, and about that time she dumps your arse for some white trash POS like Kid Rock or Louisville and you're stuck picking up the pieces of your life, having you dick examined by a specialist and everyone turns you into a meme.
Arkansas don't want any of that sh!t. Don't be Tommy Lee's dumbass and take her back only to end up beating her arse when she acts like a hoe again and talks shite while holding your son in her arms/developing the next big QB.
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