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re: Ranking Fanbases by their Envy of UF
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:44 pm to oligarchgator
Posted on 8/26/19 at 5:44 pm to oligarchgator
Are you kidding or did you just forget to take your meds today?? NO one is envious of UF.
What’s to envy? Subpar facilities, tacky stadium, 0 5 stars, a nerdy smack talking coach, and a team and QB that can’t play a pitiful ACC team without embarrassing themselves and the conference. If I wanted to be a Gator what’s to stop me? All I’d have to do is go down to the Walmart, dig into the bottom of the clearance bin and pull out a loud orange shirt and a pair of jorts. Move over to the novelty aisle and get one of those big orange “ We’re #1” foam fingers and a pair of flip flops. Then head for Hogtown and pay some scalper a buck fifty at the gate. There is no initiation fee, no vote on membership. Anyone can be a Gator if they don’t have much between their ears.
What’s to envy? Subpar facilities, tacky stadium, 0 5 stars, a nerdy smack talking coach, and a team and QB that can’t play a pitiful ACC team without embarrassing themselves and the conference. If I wanted to be a Gator what’s to stop me? All I’d have to do is go down to the Walmart, dig into the bottom of the clearance bin and pull out a loud orange shirt and a pair of jorts. Move over to the novelty aisle and get one of those big orange “ We’re #1” foam fingers and a pair of flip flops. Then head for Hogtown and pay some scalper a buck fifty at the gate. There is no initiation fee, no vote on membership. Anyone can be a Gator if they don’t have much between their ears.
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