re: Florida vs Texas vs Missouri

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Texas is not, and will never be, The South.

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Pout as you may, but Texas is SOUTHERN. Actually, your drawl is more nasal and flat all lumped up in molasses. The REAL southern accent is genteel, Elizabethan in its origins, a demurred sense of culture. The Texas drawl sounds like the UNCIVILIZED version of the real southern accent...like brass cymbals trying to be heard through the other end of a cow's arse.

Nothing to be ashamed of in being from the South, Texas.

Y'all are as southern as the whispering dew on the petals of a magnolia in the cool of the morning in the month of May!