re: Worst things, as a fan,you can do on game day

Never leave your wingman.

Had a female friend who got set up on a blind date at Bama while we were at State. She rode over to T-Town with us, met her date and we all hung out at some tailgates pre-game. Second quarter her date goes to get drinks and never comes back. By halftime she's pissed and comes to find us, ready to go home. It wasn't gonna be a good game anyway so we all left.

Turns out her date fell going down some steps or a ramp, anyway he hit his head. Poor bastard was getting stitched up beneath the stadium and when he shook off the cobwebs his date had split


oh yeah, they've been married 25 years now