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Question about Bear Bryant:
Posted on 5/27/08 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 5/27/08 at 10:59 pm
Does anyone know if they've preserved him like the Soviets/Russians did with Lenin? I know he was an amazing coach but some people just can't seem to get past the fact that he's dead and that he's not coming back (unless they resurrect his DNA or something).
FYI for you normal Bama fans-this is not intended to be an insult. Maybe I should have put this question on the SEC Rant.
FYI for you normal Bama fans-this is not intended to be an insult. Maybe I should have put this question on the SEC Rant.
This post was edited on 5/27/08 at 11:03 pm
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Posted on 5/27/08 at 11:02 pm to slimedog
Posted on 5/27/08 at 11:06 pm to slimedog
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Maybe I should have put this question on the SEC Rant.
Yeah
Posted on 5/27/08 at 11:34 pm to slimedog
Can you say formaldehyde??? Just think how large that friggin' glass jar has to be!
Posted on 5/28/08 at 6:43 am to slimedog
He's dead?? I thought was only missing. Why just last week I thought I saw his picture on a milk carton!!
Posted on 5/28/08 at 7:41 pm to slimedog
You are not qualified to ask a question about coach Bryant. Thanks!
Posted on 7/31/08 at 11:01 pm to slimedog
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Does anyone know if they've preserved him like the Soviets/Russians did with Lenin?
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
We cloned his arse!!!!! He is at this moment called "Baby Bear" and he is a 13 year old alcoholic that smokes chesterfield no filters one after the other. He is currently going through a rigorous training program to learn all he can about different offesnes and defenses. they say he has actually developed a new offense called the Otis, named after his favorite character on the Andy Griffith show.
We also cloned Mal Moore from a swab of living cells in his mouth. The clone is a 15 year old idiot, so not much change there. It was just a dry run to make sure we could clone coach Bryant. When the Mal cloned turned out to be an idiot we knew we would be able to creat an exact replica of coach Bryant.
On a lighter note, governor Riley is set to announce the opening of a Scotch distillary near the mercedes plant about 20 minutes from Tuscaloosa.
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