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Which SEC Football Coach Is The Best Pooter?

Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:28 pm
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:28 pm
I believe Orgeron can out-launch any of the other coaches, both in volume and in stench.

Something tells me Muschamp and Malzhan can also fire off some pretty good arse-splitters.

Any others make your list of presumed powerful pooters?
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 5:30 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:30 pm to
Banana hammock username. Starting a thread about mens asses.

Aggy alter

CONFIRMED
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102352 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:32 pm to
Kathy Miles
Posted by Bama3714
Alabama
Member since Feb 2015
5500 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:33 pm to
Had this prestigious award been around a couple years ago, Bert would have retired it.
Posted by Slackaveli
Fayetteville
Member since Jul 2017
15287 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:35 pm to
I bet Ole Gurt can drop bombs. Plus, that Starkville diet...

Matt "Titties" Luke is also a contender.
This post was edited on 4/30/19 at 5:36 pm
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18358 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:38 pm to
Thread is bad and you should feel bad
Posted by Sp0728
Your head
Member since Aug 2018
2301 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:45 pm to
Wtf is a “Pooter”?

I am ashamed that I have to ask this question as an adult to another “LSU fan”.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21792 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:45 pm to
Hogwarts is probably a smart feller, a real fart smeller!
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
102352 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:46 pm to
Every day we get closer and closer to a Facebook comment section
Posted by BananaHammock
Member since Aug 2011
13150 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Wtf is a “Pooter”?

A Farter. The word fart in a thread title has been an automatic anchor in the past, so I mixed it up.
Posted by Jack Daniel
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Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

BananaSwollower
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
20728 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:22 pm to
Saban farts like a girl.
Posted by BoerneAg
Hill Country, God's Country
Member since Apr 2019
2329 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 6:35 pm to
Take this crap to the Aggie board.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128186 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:01 pm to
Miles was fired because his farts were killing the ozone from all that grass.
Posted by lsufball19
Franklin, TN
Member since Sep 2008
72682 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:05 pm to
I’ll put my grandfather’s (RIP) slams up against anyone’s. Ole boy could melt paint off a wall
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102000 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:06 pm to
This is a weird thread
Posted by roger79
Welcome Home, Scott
Member since Dec 2012
3226 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:09 pm to
Quality thread.
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 4/30/19 at 7:44 pm to
Gastronomically Speaking, it's a Gas...
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

This is a weird thread


I'm on break at work and lmao at this thread. Then again, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy and find farts hilarious. Probably a contributing factor to why I became a nurse.
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
15111 posts
Posted on 4/30/19 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

I bet Ole Gurt can drop bombs.


Joe ain't Gurt no more.
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