re: Auburn is literally “the plains”.

You tell me. I still enjoy watching the game. I enjoy taking about the game but not with folks whose identity and self worth are defined by it. I, like all fans enjoy seeing my favorite win but not to the point of sickness since it is basically pointless and has zero meaning at the end of the day. And I only give a frick about you to the extent that you have made yourself not unlike waste stuck to the sole of my shoe and I can't seem to scrape the mess off. I have pleasantly asked you to cease responding to my jibberish and expect to return the favor.

If however religiously following an elderly retired fella whose main worries today are whether or not I should go ahead and add more phosphate to my tomato garden turns you on then I can't help you. You don't know me yet you are strangely fascinated with me. I can assure you I am not a threat to you or your football team. And I really wish you would ignore any of my topics. And I will graciously be appreciative and return the kindness. Hopefully starting with an yea to that idea.