re: My mighty Spartans using their lyrical pimp hand to slap around LSU.

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Up north we're told
there's a land so grim,
a place so cold,
its Spartans so dim,
that with limericks bold,
(but thin)
they taunt Bengal betters.
Oh! Michigan!

Of their hardwood team,
they're strangely quite proud.
Their recruiting pristine,
they'll protest too loud.
Our athletes most clean,
they'll say again and again.
Oh! Michigan!

Tempting the Fates,
LSU Tigers y'all poke,
with pale poesy low-rate,
vain songs of hope
in a dream now broke.
Sad Spartans,
one year you'll wait,
(for now you're woke),
the elite eight
to reach again!
Oh! Michigan!

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