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re: Check-in if texas a&m has won a National Title in FB, MCBB, or CBASE in your lifetime
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:37 am to dstone12
Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:37 am to dstone12
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Hey longhorn.
Aggy really doesn’t like you very much.
Any time we speak of burnt orange or Austin, aggy starts to shake and nearvously look around.
She likes to act like that guy on kill bill. Hatori Hanzo. The second you mention Texas around here, she writes his name on the wall and looks away.
may be my favorite analogy of aggy ever.
-Downvote this if you agree
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Posted on 3/22/19 at 11:57 am to Bevo XV
Ag-sessed daily confirmation- check.
You’d think texas was dominant in these sports “in our lifetimes” the way you crow about it.
Baseball has had success - 1983, 2002, 2005 - congrats!
But the last decade has been pretty lean, based on results.
You’d think texas was dominant in these sports “in our lifetimes” the way you crow about it.
Baseball has had success - 1983, 2002, 2005 - congrats!
But the last decade has been pretty lean, based on results.
Posted on 3/22/19 at 12:25 pm to Bevo XV
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may be my favorite analogy of aggy ever. -Downvote this if you agree
Oh dude,
If you haven’t been long, there is a serious emotion-triangle between aggy, Alabama and Texas. And aggy is the confused, hurt one.
1. She mentions Alabama 4 times a day in a wanna-hump-hump kind of way. And that’s sick.
2. But you, Texas....you? She speaks of you as if she’s answering the question:
“where did the longhorn touch you?”
They go into some past memories where they (and partially Missouri, but they really mean nothing to the sec) say , “oh, you don’t want any part of Texas. They will Run all over you and not even thank you for all the acquiesce you’ve done. They are sooooooo mean. “
It’s really a joyful read. But you should have seen them they say that Alabama lost to Clemson. They had the sads.
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