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re: Let’s say a bama fan really did frick their cousin...

Posted on 2/14/19 at 12:21 am to
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 12:21 am to
If I'd met my cousin randomly for the first time, not knowing she was my cousin, I wouldnt frick her with Ron Jeremys dick.
Posted by The Goat
Right here, Chief
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:47 am to
what if you’re not even from Bama. You run into a cousin you haven’t seen in 15 years at a funeral. She’s just as beautiful and sweet as she always has been. Her issues with alcohol far surpass yours (which are nothing to sneeze at, mind you). And the 2 of you are the last ones still awake. Sitting on a couch in the basement. Sipping bourbon from the bottle. I mean, what’s a guy supposed to do when she leans in? Hypothetically.
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