UofA hiring an offensive analyst for football...

Good Lord... From the job announcement.

"The employee is subject to work in close quarters (i.e. narrow aisles, crawl spaces, shafts, manholes, small enclosed rooms, sewage and line pipes) and other areas that could cause claustrophobia., The worker is required to function in narrow aisles or passageways."


Uhhhh, Cant afford just an analyst so we are needing a plumber as well?

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Minimum Qualifications:


-Bachelor’s degree from an accredited institution of higher education
-NCAA Division I football or similar experience (ie. NFL)
-SEC or NFL experience
-Experience with NCAA compliance rules

Applicable equivalencies may be considered.

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Was worried about my application until that last line. Have won 8 straight Nation Championships on my NCAA 14 dynasty.

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That means you gone be sneaking into opposing teams practices and it may be a horrible time.

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Wonder if they just copied and pasted the job add from when coaches had to ride in elevators with Bert, Chaney, and Pittman?