Woke Thread of the Week: Do you know Yakub?

- Yakub (biblically known as Jacob) was born in Mecca when 30% of the population, which was and remains black, was dissatisfied.

- Yakub had a very large head and high intelligence

- As a child he discovered the laws of attraction and repulsion while playing with magnets and realized that people could be attracted with lies and tricks

- He read every book in the libraries and universities of Mecca and learned that black people had a black germ and a brown germ

- Yakub then led 59,999 followers to the island of Patmos where he began selectively breeding his people, keeping the light skinned ones and killing the dark skinned ones to create the White race after roughly 600 years.

- The White race then attempted to return to Mecca but was expelled to Europe for causing trouble. While in Europe the Whites then lived in caves and wore animal skins.

- Black soldiers then patrolled Europe's borders with swords to keep the White people in until Moses, who was black, visited and tried to civilize them. After teaching them to wear clothes Moses grew tired of them and killed 300 of them with dynamite.

- In addition to clothes and fire White people also learned "tricknology" from Moses. The science of Tricknology allowed Whites to escape Europe and enslave black people but that's another story for another day...

- Not only did Yakub create White people, he also made Asians and Indians as side projects!