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Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm
Posted on 12/10/18 at 11:58 pm
This series of threads went over like a greased turd in a punch bowl last time I consulted the cards on here. I figure I'll give it one last shot and see if this goes any better. If this one bombs as well, I'll probably hang up my divination chicken bones for good on tRant. Stuffs probably best left to the witch doctors down South of us anyways.
Without further ado, standard five card draw trying to glean info about Saban's Quest to be Something Other Than Short -- a Good Football Coach, follows.
I lied. I hope Oklahoma wins. Nobody likes Alabama. Some people here only pretend to because they're nice.
Without further ado, standard five card draw trying to glean info about Saban's Quest to be Something Other Than Short -- a Good Football Coach, follows.
I lied. I hope Oklahoma wins. Nobody likes Alabama. Some people here only pretend to because they're nice. This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:00 am
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:02 am to BoarEd
I like the Arkansas fans who hate Bama. It's not like UT, Auburn, LSU, UF, UGA. We haven't taken a Natty away from them. They're not in proximity to Bama fans. They're not even a rival we pay any attention to. Theres no excuse. It's just pure straight jealousy
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:04 am to genro
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It's just pure straight jealousy
Sir, I'll have you know that I don't have a jealous bone in my body. I don't like Alabama because when I applied there to attend grad school I was denied on account of having more than 4 teeth in my mouth. They're prejudiced against people who clean their teeth.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:20 am to BoarEd
Dude, you say that like you’re not from Arkansas. 
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:21 am to TouchdownAlabama
This thread isn't about Arkansas.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:27 am to genro
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I like the Arkansas fans who hate Bama.
Most of them suck.
Pondwater Jack was the GOAT, though.
HRV isn't bad when he's sober. His alter BoarEd seems like a bitter woman.
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 12:28 am
Posted on 12/11/18 at 12:39 am to Evolved Simian
Stop trying to bully everyone into liking Alabama. What part about this thread didn't you like? The part where I said I was gonna practice sorcery in Alabama's name, or that I lied about saying I was gonna do that?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:19 am to BoarEd
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Sir, I'll have you know that I don't have a jealous bone in my body. I don't like Alabama because when I applied there to attend grad school I was denied on account of having more than 4 teeth in my mouth.
Arkansas.....More than 4 teeth, haha. Real good chance you were denied for lying on your application
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:26 am to Whens lunch
Wait, hold on a damn minute. Are you saying we're supposed to have more than 4 teeth?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 1:45 am to BoarEd
Don't worry brotha man, I thought it was funny 
Posted on 12/11/18 at 2:01 am to BoarEd
All of your posts read like weird diary entries from a 60 year old hermit
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:39 am to DyeHardDylan
No they don't.
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